Friday, September 23, 2005
It seems to me Orlando Bloom is the next Leonardo DiCaprio. You know, no talent, brings down the value of a movie, fourteen year old girls think he's it.
I'm sick of commercials that don't tell us what the product is. I get it, they are little movies that sell us things. Great, now tell me what I need to buy.
Let's review: Tom Cruise has married:
Currently dating Katie Holmes (25)
So, if the pattern continues, it should look like this:
Hillary Duff (17)
Dakota Fanning (12)