Tuesday, November 15, 2005
I WANT YOU
to look around the internet today. Think of all the great things it provides us: we can communicate with people, for free, in real time. We can purchase things without waiting in line. We can masturbate in the comfort of our living rooms, the way God intended.
Fifteen years ago, there was none of this. That's right, just a decade and a half ago, this day, this social and economic crutch did not exist. Not until Some brit got it in his head that things shoudl be different. He thought the world could be made flat again. 15 years ago, he made the world wide web a reality. 14 years, 364 days ago, the first picture of someone's naked mother was painstakenly downloaded.
Science, ain't it grand.