Monday, February 13, 2006
President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of
the White House carrying a baby pig under each arm.
The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and
says: "Nice pigs, Sir."
The President replies: "These are not pigs; these
are authentic Texas Razorback Hogs.
I got one for Vice-president Cheney, and I got one
for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld."
The Marine again salutes, and says, "Nice trade,
Sometimes the clean jokes are funny, too.